TIGER's Ladies...

             Rachel Uchitel - 1st Alleged Mistress

 

The Club hostest was the first to be linked to Woods. Now in New York, Rachel claims that she has been in bed with a number of celebrities but she denied that she was involved with Tiger Woods.

           Jaimee Grubbs – 2nd Alleged Mistress

 
 A 24 year old reality TV contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31 month long affair with Woods.  She was the first to come out public with her affair with Woods and also claims to have hundreds of emails and text messages to prove it.
 

            Kalika Moquin - 3rd Alleged Mistress

 A 27 year old top nightlife executive in Las Vegas is reported to have a brief sexual encounter with Tiger. She neither denys or confirms the reports.

               Jamie Jungers – 4th Alleged Mistress

 A 26 year old model living in Las Vegas. Represented by 'Trashy Lingerie' entertainment group. A group that works with nightclubs, television shows, etc.
 
                    Mindy Lawton – 5th Alleged Mistress

33 year old non model, non nightlife host, Waffle House waitress from Orlando. Lived near Wood’s Florida home. It is speculated that the affair lasted for 14 months, with text messages exchanged between the two. 

                 Cori Rist – 6th Alleged Mistress

31 year old swimsuit model, Rist is not denying the allegations and says no comments. She is waiting for the right time to go public.
 
             Holly Sampson – 7th Alleged Mistress

The 36 year old 'actress' has more than 80 'films' to her credit. She met Woods while providing entertainment for a bachelor party. She said Woods picked her up and took her to a room.  

   

          Joslyn James – 8th Alleged Mistress

39, has appeared in 18 films. She’s 5’4, brunette and tattooed. The hardcore actress is said to have spoken all about the things Tiger did in bed with her. Her real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels.

 

TIGER JOKES

Tiger Woods owns many expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

 

 

What club did Elin Woods use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards.

Confucius says: Cheetah Down Under puts Tiger in deep Woods.

What do Tiger & his wife have in common? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

I don't know how she putts, but it’s clear she can't seem to hit
the driver.

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They will be named, "Elin Woods -- Clubs you can beat Tiger with"

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by the Swedish.

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.
They are calling it, "Crashing Tiger, Angry Swede".

I made it out of my driveway this morning, now I can finally say that I can out drive Tiger.

Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that, "this was the closest shave I've ever had."

Trying to iron out things with his wife, Tiger sheepishly blurted out, "I thought Rachael was your middle name."

This is the first time Tiger hit a tree and a water hazard on the same drive.